Topic: Off Roading In Less Than Adequate Equipment

[HEVAK]

Just listen for the reaction of the Mrs. and the smashing of the under carriage..YIKES



Check out the HOT Local Girl on the right 

[Ghost65]

Epic video!!

"Here are the t-rex prints BANG....and the munchkin...BANG"

Alamo Rental Agent:  "Mr. Kaveh, we need to speak to you about your rental agreement."

Ray:  "Whaaaa???"

 

[FrankB]

. . . .  Alamo Rental Agent:  "Mr. Kaveh, we need to speak to you about your rental agreement."

Ray:  "Whaaaa???"

Q: What's the best vehicle for driving on snow and ice?  A: A rental.
Q: What's the best vehicle for practicing J-turns?  A: A rental.
Q: What's the best vehicle for off-road driving?  A: A rental.
. . . You get the idea.

[MaxPower]

Nice videos. 


I wonder what the rental agency in South Dakota was thinking when I returned the minivan I rented.  I drove several miles on a dirt road with grass growing in the middle and 8 zillion grasshoppers jumping out of the way....or trying to.  Once we were on the main road again I investigated what that awful burning smell was.  Seems I managed to fill the front of the radiator with cooking grasshoppers.  What a mess that was. 

Oh and I did all that going for a geocache which I did find.

[HEVAK]

I'm not gonna lie. When we got back to the car, after our hike, and there was a red river, of tranny fluid, oozing from under the car, I was a bit freaked out. We were in the middle of the woods, in Jurasicc Park.

1. I didn't tell Ashley
2. I jammed out of there
3. Found a car wash
4. Parked at the hotel
5. Call the rental place perplexed as to what happened to the car 

[Ghost65]

If Ashley had a profile here...we would award her 50 karma points for her adventurous and forgiving attitude.

Off Roading In Less Than Adequate Equipment

[Soylent Yellow]

I missed the velociraptor.  Someone said there was going to be a velociraptor.  And a hot local chick.  I didn't see her either.  Someone owes me a hot local chick and a velociraptor.

[HEVAK]

I missed the velociraptor.  Someone said there was going to be a velociraptor.  And a hot local chick.  I didn't see her either.  Someone owes me a hot local chick and a velociraptor.

Yeah, I was bummed that the Velociraptor didn't come out too. There are, however, clear T-Rex foot prints. But, the SUPER HOT local chick is in the beginning of the second video, on the right side. She wearing a very sexy bikini top and board short. Trust me, you can't miss her.

[Soylent Yellow]

Oh, I see, we have different tastes in local chicks.

[Ghost65]

Oh...I thought that was buddah in a bikini.   

[MaxPower]

I think she ate the really hot girl.