What was wrong with the bazooka?!? I liked it! And now we all know you CAN take photos Randy, so you don't have an excuse anymore. I agree with Christiaan... didn't happen unless you prove it.
And to be fair to Nick, his "tampon" mod first required installing the hitch I sold him. I'm sure there was some grease and maybe a busted bloody knuckle involved. Now waxing your taco.... not sure how much blood was involved with that one.