Since the food is taken care of, I see that there is a need for coffee.
I will bring coffee... and not any of that sissy Constant Comment crap... none of that Sanka stuff, no. I will bring you coffee befitting the Gods! Full of hot black goodness the likes of which songs are sung in the Halls of Valhalla... Odin himself is well pleased to sip such wonderful dark matter! My coffee will wake you from a thousand deaths. Blacker than the blackest black...TIMES INFINITY!!!
By the time you're done with it, you may see sounds, count atoms, resonate through walls, and bleed black... \m/