What kind of person questions cookies? Like really, does it even matter if they are chocolate chip cookies? Are you going to snub your nose at them because you already had chocolate chips that day? I think not. Just make sure to bring milk, I know I am.
To answer your rhetorical question; an anti-social, snobby, snubbin', smelly, son of a sodomized Somalian snicker doodle snacker.
Oh, I almost forgot the milk, good call Jordan