This thread seems like the best place to apologize my anti social distancing.
I will keep the details for a campfire, but I will offer up a poll for any guesses that you might have.
1. Crashed the X, and too embarrassed to tell anyone.
2. Arrested on a weapons, alcohol, indecent exposure, milf porn, or smuggling charge. Circle two.
3. Corona virus
4. Sex change
5. Joined a monastery
6. Joined a convent Note: See # 4.
7. Alien abduction with or without probing
Thanks for playing.
I have been doing some fishing and just bought a Kayak. Let the good times roll.